How To Keep Birds From Pooping On My Car

A stereo speaker magnet works well.
How to keep birds from pooping on my car. The sky and the toilet and you live in the sky. And that is how you stop birds from pooping on your car. Secretly develop a deadly strain of bird flu to kill birds with. If youre not a bird you live in the toilet.
This is the thing about birds. If youre a bird the world can be divided into two places. How to stop birds shitting on my car. Tell them you want to develop a deadly strain of bird flu to kill americans with.
Finish it release it. Take some cloth and hot glue it around a magnet and then glue the magnet to the bottom of the pyramid. When you get out of your car place this structure on top of your car. Pretty much every day i go outside to find that birds keep taking a consistent crap on my car.
Kill all the birds in the world.